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Reader Comment Excerpt

May 3, 2014

A faux reader comment excerpt, inspired by a Nicholl Fellowship reader comment excerpt:

“With a pulsing flexor policis longus and a toned flexor digitorum profundus, this writer squeezes muscular depth through the ink of her pen, flowing like blood-clots of riveting suspense, until they are released via the ungual tuberosity. This scribe exercises more author’s muscles while evacuating her bowels, than most writers flex in an entire day. And she pooped all over this script, in the best possible way.”

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